Email is best.
I read everything.
No forms, no booking calendars, no qualifying questions. Send a paragraph or three explaining what’s going on, and I’ll write back within a couple of days. If I’m the wrong fit, I’ll tell you and recommend someone who isn’t.
Skip the formal pitch.
You don’t have to know what service you need. You don’t have to use the right terminology. The more I know about what’s actually happening, the faster I can tell you whether and how I can help.
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What’s going on
Plain language. "We had a weird thing with our network last Tuesday." "I run a small accounting firm and I have no idea if we’re secure." "My grandfather just lost $4,000 to a scam." All real openers.
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How urgent
"Slow burn, want to fix this in the next quarter" gets scheduled normally. "I think I’m being scammed right now" gets a same-day reply. Tell me which.
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Anything I shouldn’t put in the reply
If your inbox is shared, or if you’d rather I keep specifics out of email, just say so. Happy to set up a signal call or PGP if it matters.
Forward it.
I’ll tell you if it’s a scam.
This isn’t a paid service. It’s a public good. I’ve had people forward me texts from "USPS," voicemails from "Microsoft," romance-scam screenshots, and fake invoices that almost worked. If something feels off, send it. Free, no obligation, no follow-up sales call.
The only thing I ask: if I tell you it’s a scam, tell one other person about it. Family, neighbor, coworker. That’s how this stops.
Forward it to meWhere else to find me.
If you’ve already
been scammed.
I’m not law enforcement. I can’t recover funds. I can’t pressure your bank. If money has actually moved, the people who can help are the ones below — call them first, then write to me if you want a second set of eyes on what happened.
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Your bank or card issuer
Call the number on the back of your card. Tonight, not tomorrow.
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FTC — reportfraud.ftc.gov
Federal scam reporting. Takes 5 minutes online.
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FBI IC3 — ic3.gov
Internet Crime Complaint Center. For online scams, especially crypto and wire transfers.
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Local police
For a report number, which some banks need to file a dispute.
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identitytheft.gov
If your Social Security number, date of birth, or other PII may have been exposed.